Let me show you something...
Your thoughts loop for a reason.
Your body stores the memories.
And your nervous system can’t seem to fully relax.
Here’s why: a story is still alive.
But stories are information.
Information is energy.
And energy? Programmable.
That’s where Spiritual Laundry comes in—let me show you my art.
A blend of hypnotic sight, sound, chroma and neural recalibration into 15-minute (or less) Neural Drops to reset your signal.
Ready?
The Science + Subtle Art Behind the shift:
01 — Neuroplasticity:
Your brain rewires based on repetition and emotion. We use both—so you’re not just thinking differently, you’re becoming different.
02 — Energy Work:
Thoughts are electrical signals. Emotions give them charge. This charge lives in your biofield. We find the origin of this charge—the resonant blue imprint where the loop began—to repair, recalibrate and invite coherence to return into the field—because your energy is your biology.
03 — Nervous System:
We regulate the autonomic nervous system, to activate parasympathetic responses, calm the vagus nerve, and interrupt vigilant loops—to ground you into rest-and-repair.
04 — Adrenal Balance + Instant Relaxation:
We reset the stress signals by reducing perceived or imaginative apocalyptic futures—giving the adrenals a chance to rest and remember safety.
05 — Heart-Brain Coherence:
We connect with the limbic system—your brain’s emotional center—so you may experience emotional regulation through heart-brain coherence.
Neural Drops,is a multi-layered method (art)woven into the frequency of your biology.
✨ One Drop can shift your state.
✨ A few weeks can shift your wiring.
Too high a cost to ignore.
💧 Instant Energy Shifts
— for when you need to feel differentNOW
NEURAL DROPS
When your mind is spinning out of control, these short, potent audio drops shift your perspective, energy and heart; fast.
🌀 You get to finally let go
— by going deep into the root
HEALING SESSIONS
Deep subconscious rewiring to finally shift the beliefs, wounds, and patterns that keep playing out — stop repeating the past.
🌬️ You get to feel safe in your body, again
— safety is an internal command
LIVE SOMATIC CLASSES
These LIVE Zoom classes regulate your nervous system, process stored emotions, and come back into presence — no more pushing through burnout or emotional shutdown.
🌿 You get to become
— by staying consistent with your spiritual practice
HEALING JOURNEYS
You don’t have to do this alone. These multi-week journeys walk you step-by-step through a healing process — growth may feel supportive, not overwhelming.
🕰️ You get support that never sleeps
24/7 ON-DEMAND ACCESS
Middle of the night-meltdown? You’ll have 100+ sessions and tools available to guide you back to clarity, calm, and connection — instantly.
🔮 You get answers when you’re unsure
— validate what you already know
FREE ORACLE APP
Pull a card when you need a nudge, a message, or a cosmic miracle. It’s like having your Higher Self in your pocket — always ready to guide you.
Time to shift through experience.
No more classes, webinars, or certifications. You don’t need more information—you need a new signal.
Because your nervous system is not a luxury—it’s your foundation.
In 15 minutes, you’re not “coping”—you’re clear.Because your mental loops and hyper-vigilance are real—I know, you know—and since you can’t shift, process nor understand while stuck in fight-or-flight, you might as well take command.
Don’t forget: you get a 7-day free trial so if you change your mind, no biggie.
Your gifts awaken when your cells have space for light to move into—and stay.
We didn’t come to Earth just to be light. We came to ignite it—where it’s been forgotten.
Yes. Your membership unlocks the full library instantly.
Of course—free will (no hard feelings). Life shifts, energy shifts. And hey, if you ever want to come back, you know where to find me.
These are somatic, subconscious + energy-based protocols designed to rewire your system. Not just relax it.
Because they ask for nothing in return. They simply hold, allowing you to remember home.
They heal because:
And that resonance is medicine. It doesn't need words. It just needs to be felt.
Not at all. The methods are grounded in biology, energy flow, and breath. Your body already knows what to do.
Neural Drops are 15 minutes. Classes and journeys are optional. You choose your depth.
Well... What is robbing your peace?
🧠 Cognitive:Neural Drops that rewire thought loops, restore mental clarity, and upgrade focus.
💓 Emotional:Neural Drops to shift emotional states, process feelings, and release residue.
🧘 Physical:Body-based Neural Drops that regulate the nervous system and reconnect you to sensation.
🌌 Spiritual:Subtle practices for reconnecting with your intuition, higher self, or soul clarity.
⚡ Energetic:For clearing the field, restoring vitality, and aligning your system.
🌀 Mystical:Quantum-style Neural Drops that bend perception and unlock deeper layers of consciousness.
🧿 Behavioral / Identity:For subtle shifts in how you show up and act, based on who you believe you are.
🚪 MindBody Technology:The energetic architecture of your being—prana, nadis, chakras all that speaks energy and where it could possibly close off/ blocked.
🌙 Sleep / Hypnosis:Soothing yet powerful drops for transitions into rest, dreams, or subconscious integration.
Let’s just say… when your system clears and your signal sharpens, things tend to turn on. Intuition, clarity, creativity—your inner tech comes back online. So yes, expect some upgrades.
Because real change happens in repetition—not in breakthroughs, but in daily rewiring.
Your nervous system speaks in pattern.
Your energy field holds memory.
And your perception? Programmable.
A healing membership gives you regular access to guided journeys that clear the emotional residue, dissolve subconscious static, and return you to clarity—again and again.
This isn’t about becoming someone new.
It’s about remembering what’s already in you—once the noise is gone.
Prevention. It works with the root drivers of dis-ease—your thoughts, patterns, and perceptions. Emerging research in epigenetics shows that our beliefs influence gene expression and long-term health. By regulating the nervous system, rewiring subconscious patterns, and restoring energy flow, we’re not just managing symptoms—we’re shifting the internal environment that creates them. This integrative approach reflects the future of medicine: one where mind, body, and energy are treated as a single intelligent system capable of healing itself when given the right tools.
Because your body knows it before your mind does.
Energy doesn't need words to activate. As soon as you enter this space, something in you remembers that it's safe to let go, feel, and return home; to yourself.
My work doesn't start when I speak to you.
It begins with the intention I set when opening a portal.
And that is felt: in your body, in your nervous system, in your soul.
Crying doesn't mean something is wrong.
It means that your system has finally found a place where it doesn't have to protect itself, where it is safe to be yourself.
And that, in itself... is healing.
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¿Por qué me emociono o lloro antes de comenzar una sesión, incluso antes de oir la voz de Maria?
Porque tu cuerpo lo sabe antes que tu mente.
La energía no necesita palabras para activarse. Apenas entras en este espacio, algo en ti recuerda que es seguro soltar, sentir, y volver a ti.
Mi trabajo no comienza cuando te hablo.
Empieza con la intención con la que abro este portal.
Y eso se siente: en tu cuerpo, en tu sistema nervioso, en tu alma.
Llorar no significa que algo esté mal.
Significa que por fin, tu sistema encontró un lugar donde no tiene que protegerse.
Y eso, por sí solo… ya es sanación.
Maria holds an MBA and a BFA in Arts, with minors in Art Therapy and Philosophy. Certifications include:
You may not have chosen your programming—but you can choose this:
Your own power. It is what you've been looking for.
The door is open. The choice is yours. Welcome home.